{"type":"standard","title":"United Nations Security Council Resolution 38","displaytitle":"United Nations Security Council Resolution 38","namespace":{"id":0,"text":""},"wikibase_item":"Q639105","titles":{"canonical":"United_Nations_Security_Council_Resolution_38","normalized":"United Nations Security Council Resolution 38","display":"United Nations Security Council Resolution 38"},"pageid":8822166,"thumbnail":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/3/3e/The_Flag_of_the_United_Nations_%285013025102%29.jpg/330px-The_Flag_of_the_United_Nations_%285013025102%29.jpg","width":320,"height":240},"originalimage":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/3/3e/The_Flag_of_the_United_Nations_%285013025102%29.jpg","width":2816,"height":2112},"lang":"en","dir":"ltr","revision":"1297616580","tid":"94538a87-5340-11f0-af09-7e3891607d69","timestamp":"2025-06-27T10:22:08Z","description":"United Nations resolution adopted in 1948","description_source":"local","content_urls":{"desktop":{"page":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/United_Nations_Security_Council_Resolution_38","revisions":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/United_Nations_Security_Council_Resolution_38?action=history","edit":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/United_Nations_Security_Council_Resolution_38?action=edit","talk":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:United_Nations_Security_Council_Resolution_38"},"mobile":{"page":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/United_Nations_Security_Council_Resolution_38","revisions":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:History/United_Nations_Security_Council_Resolution_38","edit":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/United_Nations_Security_Council_Resolution_38?action=edit","talk":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:United_Nations_Security_Council_Resolution_38"}},"extract":"United Nations Security Council Resolution 38 was adopted on 17 January 1948. The Council instructed India and Pakistan to improve the situation in Kashmir. Both parties were requested to inform the Council of any changes in the situation.","extract_html":"
United Nations Security Council Resolution 38 was adopted on 17 January 1948. The Council instructed India and Pakistan to improve the situation in Kashmir. Both parties were requested to inform the Council of any changes in the situation.
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