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\"Something to Believe In\" is a song by American glam metal band Poison, released as the second single from their third studio album, Flesh & Blood (1990). \"Something to Believe In\" was also released on the Best of Ballads & Blues album in 2003, with alternate lyrics. The ballad peaked at number four on the US Billboard Hot 100, number five on the Album Rock Tracks chart, number 35 in the United Kingdom, and number 44 in Australia. It was Poison's last top-10 hit on the Billboard Hot 100.
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The Sardar Mosque, variously spelled as the Saat Mosque, the Saatlu Mosque, and the Saatloo Mosque, is a Shi'ite mosque, located on Imam Street, near the Menareh Mosque, in Urmia, in the province of West Azerbaijan, Iran. The mosque was commenced in c. 1810s CE, during the Qajar era and completed in 1912 CE, during the Pahlavi era.
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