{"fact":"In the 1930s, two Russian biologists discovered that color change in Siamese kittens depend on their body temperature. Siamese cats carry albino genes that work only when the body temperature is above 98\u00b0 F. If these kittens are left in a very warm room, their points won\u2019t darken and they will stay a creamy white.","length":315}

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{"slip": { "id": 206, "advice": "Don't waste food."}}

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{"type":"general","setup":"Where did you learn to make ice cream?","punchline":"Sunday school.","id":283}

{"fact":"A cat will tremble or shiver when it is extreme pain.","length":53}

{"type":"general","setup":"Why did the man run around his bed?","punchline":"Because he was trying to catch up on his sleep!","id":329}

{"fact":"Tabby cats are thought to get their name from Attab, a district in Baghdad, now the capital of Iraq.","length":100}

{"slip": { "id": 9, "advice": "True happiness always resides in the quest."}}

{"type":"programming","setup":"Where do programmers like to hangout?","punchline":"The Foo Bar.","id":17}

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