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{"type":"general","setup":"What's orange and sounds like a parrot?","punchline":"A Carrot.","id":267}
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Charles Maurice Graham (1834–1912) was a British clergyman who held high office in the Roman Catholic Church.
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Donald LeRoy Doll, also known as Don Burnside, was an American football player and coach.
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The third season of the American television series Black Lightning, which is based on the DC Comics character Jefferson Pierce / Black Lightning, premiered on The CW on October 7, 2019. The season is produced by Berlanti Productions, Akil Productions, Warner Bros. Television, and DC Entertainment. It was ordered in January 2019 and production began that July, with Salim Akil once again serving as showrunner.
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