{"fact":"About 37% of American homes today have at least 1 cat.","length":54}
{"slip": { "id": 205, "advice": "Try to not compliment people on things they don't control."}}
{"slip": { "id": 132, "advice": "Repeat people's names when you meet them."}}
{"slip": { "id": 167, "advice": "No one knows anyone else in the way you do."}}
{"slip": { "id": 182, "advice": "Most things look better when you put them in a circle."}}
{"slip": { "id": 50, "advice": "Walking is a perfectly valid solution to traffic congestion problems."}}
{"fact":"A cat's cerebral cortex contains about twice as many neurons as that of dogs. Cats have 300 million neurons, whereas dogs have about 160 million. See, cats rule, dogs drool!","length":173}
{"fact":"A healthy cat has a temperature between 38 and 39 degrees Celcius.","length":66}
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{"slip": { "id": 34, "advice": "To improve productivity, always have a shittier task to put off."}}
{"slip": { "id": 174, "advice": "Be a good lover."}}
{"slip": { "id": 25, "advice": "Never buy cheap cling film."}}
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{"fact":"The average cat can jump 8 feet in a single bound, nearly six times its body length!","length":83}
{"fact":"The first formal cat show was held in England in 1871; in America, in 1895.","length":75}
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{"slip": { "id": 102, "advice": "Tell it like it is."}}
{"fact":"It has been scientifically proven that owning cats is good for our health and can decrease the occurrence of high blood pressure and other illnesses.","length":149}
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